Christmas Cheer for Him: Bloke's Festive Gift Box, Number 12, a Right Cracker.
Right then, fancy a gander at this marvel Do you dream of whispered secrets and stories untold Well, you've stumbled upon a right treat This ain't just any old… thing It's a portal to a world of pure imagination It’s a cheeky wink at the ordinary, a rebellion against the beige It’s so good, you'll want to nick it for yourself Don't be a mug, grab it before someone else does It’ll be the best quid you’ve spent since that cheeky kebab at 3 AM Sorted
£24.38
£48.75
